Monþs and Holidays

Foreword
This is a somewhat silly list of months and holidays. It should not be taken earnestly. It has been written using Anglish Spelling.

🌷 LENT
Lide

Þis monþ's holiday is Patrick's Day. Þis holiday is linked to drinking ale and þe Irisc folk.

Eastermonþ

Þis monþ's holiday is Easter. Þis holiday is linked to hares and. On it eys are, and often sƿeets are hidden for cildren to find. Cristens tie þis holiday to rising from þe grafe.

Þrimilk

Þis monþ's holiday is May Day, hƿic sum tie to Beltane. On it folk abute maypoles. In georedays it ƿas on þis day among sum of þe Englisc to put þemselfes into  as þoug þey ƿere Robin Hood.

☀️ SUMMER
Ereliþe

Þis monþ's holiday is Midsummer. On it bonfires are lit.

Afterliþe

In Englisc-speaking America, þis monþ's holiday is Canada Day and Independence Day. On þese days Canadians and Americans þeir.

Ƿeedmonþ

Þis monþ's holiday is Lammas. On Lammas — hƿic means ‘loaf mass’ — sum Cristens bring loafes of bread to circ.

🍂 HARVEST
Holimonþ

Þis monþ's holiday is.

Ƿinterfulþ

Þis monþ's holiday is Halloƿeen; also knoƿn as ‘Samhain’, its name. On þis day cildren get into ƿeed as, gosts, ƿices, and suc and go huse to huse to gaþer sƿeets. Groƿn folk hafe also taken to putting on holiday ƿeed, þoug þey drink ale raþer þan eat sƿeets.

Blootmonþ

In þe Oned States, þis monþ's holiday is Þanksgeefing. On it a is had.

❄️ ǷINTER
Eregeƿl

Þis monþ's holiday is Geƿl, but it's better knoƿn name is ‘Cristmas’. On it gifts are geefen, and are had. Cristens tie þis day to þe of.

Aftergeƿl

Þis monþ's holiday is Neƿ Gere's Eƿe. Fireƿorks are set off on it.

Soalmonþ

Þis monþ's holiday is Valentine's Day. Þe day is tied to luf. Sumtimes chocolate is geefen to lufd ones.