Monþs and Holidays

This is a somewhat silly article about the months and their holidays. It is supposed to be reminiscent of the writings of medieval authors who felt the need to impose regularity and order where it did not actually exist.

Anglish Yeartides

🌷 LENT

Lide

This month's holiday is Holy Patrick's Day. This holiday is linked to the Irish folk. On it folks drink ale.

Eastermonth

This month's holiday is Easter. This holiday is linked to hares and eys. On it eys are hewed, and often sweets are hidden for children to find. Christens tie this holiday to Christ rising from the grave. Bede said that this day was named after a heathen gidden.

Thrimilk

This month's holiday is May Day, which some tie to Beltane. On it folk tumb abute maypoles. In yoredays it was folkcooth on this day among some of the English to put hemselves into weed as thought hy were Robin Hood.

☀️ SUMMER

Erelithe

This month's holiday is Midsummer. On it bonfires are lit.

Afterlithe

In America this month's holiday is Canada Day or Independence Day. On these days Canadians and Americans herry her theeds.

Weedmonth

This month's holiday is Lammas, which means ‘loaf mass’. On this day Christens bring loafs of bread to church.

🍂 HARVEST

Holimonth

This month's holiday is Micklemas. In yoredays the English were won't to eating gooseflesh on this day. In Ireland if one finds a ring hidden in a Micklemas pie then it is said hy will be wed before long.

Winterfulth

This month's holiday is Halloween, which is linked to ‘Samhain’. On this day children get into weed as fivels, ghosts, witches, and things like that and go huse to huse to gather sweets. In late times, grown folk have taken to also putting on holiday weed, though hy drink ale more so than eat sweets.

Blootmonth

In the Oned States, this month's holiday is Thanksgiving. On it a simble is had.

❄️ WINTER

Ereyule

This month's holiday is Yule, but it's better known name is ‘Christmas’. On it gifts are given, and simbles are had. Christens tie this day to the bird of Yesow Christ.

Afteryule

This month's holiday is New Year's Eve. Fireworks are set off on it.

Soalmonth

This month's holiday is Holy Valentine's Day. This day is linked to love. Sometimes chocolate is given to loved ones.

Anglisc Geretides

🌷 LENT

Lide

Þis monþ's holiday is Holy Patrick's Day. Þis holiday is linked to þe Irisc folk. On it folks drink ale.

Eastermonþ

Þis monþ's holiday is Easter. Þis holiday is linked to hares and eys. On it eys are heƿed, and often sƿeets are hidden for cildren to find. Cristens tie þis holiday to Crist rising from þe grafe. Bede said þat þis day ƿas named after a heaþen gidden.

Þrimilk

Þis monþ's holiday is May Day, hƿic sum tie to Beltane. On it folk tumb abute maypoles. In georedays it ƿas folkcooþ on þis day among sum of þe Englisc to put hemselfs into ƿeed as þoug hy ƿere Robin Hood.

☀️ SUMMER

Ereliþe

Þis monþ's holiday is Midsummer. On it bonfires are lit.

Afterliþe

In America þis monþ's holiday is Canada Day or Independence Day. On þese days Canadians and Americans herry her þeeds.

Ƿeedmonþ

Þis monþ's holiday is Lammas, hƿic means ‘loaf mass’. On þis day Cristens bring loafs of bread to circ.

🍂 HARFEST

Holimonþ

Þis monþ's holiday is Mickelmas. In georedays þe Englisc ƿere ƿont to eating goosflesc on þis day. In Ireland if one finds a ring hidden in a Mickelmas pie þen it is said hy ƿill be ƿed before long.

Ƿinterfulþ

Þis monþ's holiday is Halloƿeen, hƿic is linked to ‘Samhain’. On þis day cildren get into ƿeed as fifels, goasts, ƿices, and þings like þat and go huse to huse to gaþer sƿeets. In late times, groƿn folk haf taken to also putting on holiday ƿeed, þoug hy drink ale more so þan eat sƿeets.

Blootmonþ

In þe Oned States, þis monþ's holiday is Þanksgeefing. On it a simbel is had.

❄️ ǷINTER

Eregeƿl

Þis monþ's holiday is Geƿl, but its better knoƿn name is ‘Cristmas’. On it gifts are geefen, and simbels are had. Cristens tie þis day to þe bird of Gesu Crist.

Aftergeƿl

Þis monþ's holiday is Neƿ Gere's Efe. Fireƿorks are set off on it.

Soalmonþ

Þis monþ's holiday is Holy Valentine's Day. Þis day is linked to luf. Sumtimes chocolate is geefen to lufed ones.