Months and Holidays

Foreword

This is a somewhat silly list of months and holidays. It should not be taken earnestly. It has been written in Anglish Spelling.

Anglish Yeartides

🌷 LENT

Lide

This month's holiday is Holy Patrick's Day. This holiday is linked to drinking ale and the Irisc folk.

Eastermonth

This month's holiday is Easter. This holiday is linked to hares and eys. On it eys are hewed, and often sweets are hidden for cildren to find. Cristens tie this holiday to Yesu rising from the grafe.

Thrimilk

This month's holiday is May Day, hwic sum tie to Beltane. On it folk tumb abute maypoles. In yoredays it was folkcooth on this day among sum of the Englisc to put themselfes into clothing as thow they were Robin Hood.

☀️ SUMMER

Erelithe

This month's holiday is Midsummer. On it bonfires are lit.

Afterlithe

In Englisc-speaking America, this month's holiday is Canada Day and Independence Day. On these days Canadians and Americans herry their theeds.

Weedmonth

This month's holiday is Lammas. On Lammas, hwic means "loaf mass", sum Cristens bring loafes of bread to circ.

🍂 HARVEST

Holimonth

This month's holiday is Michaelmas.

Winterfulth

This month's holiday is Halloween, also known as Samhain, its Welsc name. On this day cildren get into weed as fifels, gosts, wices, and suc and go huse to huse to gather sweets. Grown folk hafe also taken to putting on holiday weed, thow they drink ale rather than eat sweets.

Blootmonth

In the Oned Riches, this month's holiday is Thanksgiving. On it a simbel is had.

❄️ WINTER

Ereyool

This month's holiday is Yool, but it's better known name is Cristmas. On it gifts are given, and simbels are had. Cristens tie this day to the bird of Yesu.

Afteryool

This month's holiday is New Year's Eve. Fireworks are set off on it.

Soalmonth

This month's holiday is Holy Valentine's Day. The day is tied to luf. Sumtimes ceocolat is gifen to lufd ones.